So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*
walkerflexasranger bye have you seen this
This is the greatest post ever.Lol!!bryantsupremeyou see this?
lmfao i wasnt expecting that
This was great
O H M Y GODomg. Read the whole thing.the-doctor-on-the-iron-throne
Good news: I got a proper paying job!!
Bad news: Pretty sure that I want to shag my manager but he has a girlfriend that he’s been with long enough to call ‘his misses’.
I want something cute but when he pisses me off (I’ve had cats for nearly 21 years now so I know he will) I want to be able to shout his ‘serious’ name
i.e. Archibald or Alfred
What do you guys think?
The only problem is that by time he’s old enough to be taken away from mummy it will be an entire month after my birthday!!