My sister is 6 foot tall, has had a baby and is only a size 6.

Whereas I’m the 5,7 goblin who ways an actual tonne. Of course I have issues with the way that I look!

I think that I might start smoking again

I tried it at uni and I liked it. I only stopped because the guy I was seeing didn’t like smoking full stop (even though he didn’t know that I was) and it was getting expensive. It seemed to fix the eating…

I need to stop consuming so many calories

The funny thing is that I have got so much crap going on right now, I literally have bailiffs at my door and all I can bring myself to care about is how much weight I have to lose.

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

ohdear9thdoctor:

capslockapocalypse:

brownglucose:

bryantsupreme:

makeupandchucks:

walkerflexasranger:

angfdz:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

walkerflexasranger bye have you seen this 

Yoooooooo!

This is the greatest post ever.

Lol!!
bryantsupreme
you see this?

lmfao i wasnt expecting that 

This was great

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omg. Read the whole thing.
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